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Thursday, February 25, 2016

Yah Mon!

The time had come once again for the Royal Family to leave the frozen wastes of their homeland for warmer climes.  Although this winter season had been less frigid than prior ones, the week before departure had provided enough cold to make the holiday eagerly anticipated.

The trip had been suggested by good friends of the Queen and King, and their own two little princesses (who happened to be mermaids) would make for great playmates for the Lightning Kid and Shark Boy, even if the mermaids were a little older.

Upon arriving, the members of the family were to be awarded magical bracelets that would could be used to procure food and drink at will, but collecting them proved to be a challenge - the bracelets were closely guarded, and so the Queen could not collect bracelets on behalf of the others while the King kept the princes busy, no, they all had to stand in line to collect their own magical bracelets.  Trying to keep the princes still while waiting in line proved challenging, as they were extremely restless from a long voyage there, and in trying to catch the Lightning Kid from running way, he got a scratch on his face.  Though he was looked at by a nurse to treat the bleeding, he would wear the mark for the rest of their week on the Southern Isle.

The people of the Southern Isle made the Royal Family and their friends always feel welcome with smiles and jokes.  One evening, they enjoyed a meal where the preparation of the food was performed in front of them, with feats of knife-juggling, drawing with the food, and song.  One of the most amusing parts was for the guests to try and catch food in their mouths - the two princes were blindfolded and the food was tossed from very, very close range.

Some of the most fun of the holiday was to be had in the water.  There was both a pool on land, that had shallow parts to wade in, as well as a beach and island that could easily be walked to - in fact, on their first day, the King and Lightning Kid saw a beast that resembled the one seen below, rest assured, it was harmless.


The Lightning Kid's favourite thing to do in the swimming pool was to push his father in, and have the King make a big theatrical display of falling into the water.  As the King grew tired of this, he tried many things to reduce the number of falls he had to take including sacrificing the mermaids or Shark Boy to the cause (i.e. having the Lightning Kid push them in instead).  The best tactic, however, proved to alternate between being pushed in, and having the Lightning Kid practice jumps into the water - something he had been practising with much trepidation in his swimming lessons back home.


It wasn't only jumping into the water that the Lightning Kid improved on - it was all of his swimming skills and confidence.  He went from not wanting to be in the water unless it was in his mother or father's arms to being able to swim on his own, provided he was wearing his magical water wings.




He even got so confident with diving underwater, that he'd swim with the same abandon even without the water wings, and the important aspect of coming up to the surface for air became the King's responsibility!  He would be removed from the water once lips were blue or shivering was visible, but only under extreme protest.  The ocean water proved warmer than the swimming pool, and depending on the tide was often shallower.  Still, there was a bit of a current that children tended to not take notice of, so that they would drift away from where they were expected to be.




The beach and adjacent island occasionally provided fun out of the water - even Shark Boy needs to dry off in the sun from time to time!  He would make castles, with moats and other fortifications, while the Lightning Kid would draw patterns in the sand that probably held some secret magical meaning for him, and no-one else.







All this exposure to the water emboldened the Royal Family to make voyages on ships.  The first took them to a reef, where they all tried on devices known as snorkels.






It would be their first snorkeling expedition as a whole family.  The King and Queen had enjoyed the activity on their honeymoon, and the King had high hopes that Shark Boy would get the hang of it, but being able to take the Lightning Kid into the water made the outing extra magical.



Shark Boy







The other ship was to be boarded at night.  It cruised through a magical lagoon filled with tiny, tiny creatures that would glow when the water was disturbed.  As magical as this adventure sounded, it was a little difficult for the King and Queen as the lack of life preserving vests was vexing, and they were told not to touch the bottom which was impossible if you wanted to tread water and support your children who might be struggling. 



Still, the glow of the creatures did not disappoint.

Overall, the Southern Isle gave the Royal Family and their friends some much needed time to relax, smile and enjoy each others company.  They even picked up a few expressions native to that land, and the Lightning Kid was encouraged to say "Yah mon!" to everyone's delight.



Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Resolving... the Problem of Not Enough Lightning Kid Stories This Year

Not every link in this story refers to posts from this year, please check the date of the post for context.  By reading older posts, newer readers can get acquainted with some of the tales this family has already spun.

And so it came to pass that the readers were betrayed, and had to go for a long period without hearing new stories about the Lightning Kid, or Shark Boy, the Queen, King or even the Stench Beast.  They were treated to occasional images to see that he was doing well, but the details of his adventures were not to be found in this space.


Let us try to rectify this betrayal, and catch up on the year gone by.

At the beginning of the year, Winter was in full effect in the Kingdom.  The Royal Family's usual strategy was to wear special boots that which could attach to boards that allowed them to slide on snow.  Here are some of their adventures on such contraptions.

When Spring arrived, the snow melted, and it was time to run as a family.  At races long and short,

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They met heroes, and conquered temperatures both cold,



and warm.


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They participated in another Buddy Walk, which was an even bigger success than the year before, and also resulted in the Lightning Kid gaining (temporarily) a green moustache.



It was in June, that the King and Shark Boy got a chance to try the magic of flight.  The elder prince also grew out of the Garden for Children and performed at a dance recital (oddly enough, with its own garden theme).



Soon after, they once again travelled to the strange land across the ocean.  This year, their adventures included cruising the river in a ship, climbing in a jungle, and visiting the land of wild beasts as well as working on his riding skills for metal horses.










Upon their return to their homeland, the Royal Family started Shark Boy in the a Ball of Foot league, only to find the coach of Shark Boy's team would abandon them in the time of need. With no-one else stepping in to fill the void, the King lent his meagre talents to the cause. While he did nothing to bring the team any victories, he did his best to make sure Shark Boy and his teammates left the field healthy and smiling at the end of each week's game.

You might remember August, where the Princes' skills were inventoried for the school year to come.




September was an auspicious month, as the Lightning Kid joined the academy, and got to wear a tie like his big brother.  He did very well in the new environment, and though the King and Queen occasionally worried that his delays in speech might hinder his ability to participate in classroom discussions.

There was another occasion to wear ties... the wedding of an aunt and uncle much beloved to the boys.  This aunt and uncle had been occasional guardians when the King and Queen went out for an evening, and during a visit to their more rustic residence, had conducted a treasure hunt for the Princes that was very memorable.  The Princes were to return the favours by acting as ring bearers during the wedding ceremony.  There had been much rehearsing, but it was agreed by all who attended that they did a perfect job.

One adventure in September that bears mentioning is that the King became a Man of Half-Iron.  He had trained for this race all year, and though the day was glorious thanks to good weather and a successful completion,  it was somewhat of a hollow victory because the Lightning Kid had to be taken to emergency healing by the Queen; the King questioned whether taking off on these flights of fancy was what a responsible ruler should really be doing.  The one saving grace of this hobby was the opportunity to help children like the Lightning Kid who had the misfortune of being orphans.

October saw the Royal Family marking the Princes' birthdays, in the same place they had it the year before.  The Princes also had their most exciting Hallowed Eve yet, and fetched candy and sweets with gusto.  Even the King and Queen put on costumes this year.





The Lightning Kid and Shark Boy had to put on performances in alternate languages before the end of the school year and made everyone proud.  The Lightning Kid also got his heart looked at, and showed the patience and calm of someone who's been through more than his fair share of examinations by healers of every sort.

As Yule time approached, the Princes performed in another concert.  One particular highlight was the Lightning Kid managing to keep up his song and dance number, with a top hat falling down around his eyes.


The Yule celebration season brought many opportunities to see the Yulefather, most exciting of these were on a iron wagonway.


The Royal Family, like many other families, closed out the year surrounded by family and friends, good food and good cheer... and they hope you have too.

If you would like to see any of the stories expanded upon, feel free to leave a specific request in the comment section below.